A Letter From the Owner:
To all thieving bastards:
Recently in the store there has been a few instances of petty theft. If you find yourself in my store with no money but you have the urge to steal, I have a proposition for you. There is no need to steal anything from my store. We have many items that we will be willing to give to you in exchange for a little bit of bodily harm. Running a retail business on the daily can become a bit stressful. This is where our paths cross. If you need an item and I need to relieve some stress we will be able to come to an agreement. Here are the rules:
1. I get to punch you in the following places, with brass knuckles on my fingers, in exchange for the following dollar amounts:
--$20-- Hands
--$50-- Face
--$100-- Naughty Bits
That pretty much sums it up. If you have any inquires or questions please feel free to contact me via telephone or e-mail.
Sincerely,
ME!...fuckers
Recently in the store there has been a few instances of petty theft. If you find yourself in my store with no money but you have the urge to steal, I have a proposition for you. There is no need to steal anything from my store. We have many items that we will be willing to give to you in exchange for a little bit of bodily harm. Running a retail business on the daily can become a bit stressful. This is where our paths cross. If you need an item and I need to relieve some stress we will be able to come to an agreement. Here are the rules:
1. I get to punch you in the following places, with brass knuckles on my fingers, in exchange for the following dollar amounts:
--$20-- Hands
--$50-- Face
--$100-- Naughty Bits
That pretty much sums it up. If you have any inquires or questions please feel free to contact me via telephone or e-mail.
Sincerely,
ME!...fuckers
posted by ADiKT at
7:47 PM
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